I was in a luxurious rehab center for rich people. I was talking to this man about the new arrivals
‘you can tell they are not rich because they are not taking anything, they left the chocolates’
what he meant was the wealthy people took full advantage of the perks. Two police came in to my room one of them was Jeremy Renner (from the hurt locker) and i tried to seduce him by delaying their stay by playing slow electo music and offering him french macaroons laced with rohypnol, but even in his drugged state he still wouldn't respond to my kisses! 

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